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Shale

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Corn dog

I am a man who suffers from chiseled good looks and a rapier-like wit. I enjoy the soothing sound of bacon being fried. I like my metal how I like my coffee: black. I don't drink coffee. I'm dumb, but you'll love me.

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Exp. Points: 40 / 50
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Score: 10
A Decline Christmas

"Whoa"

date: July 27, 2007

Did Rubberninja say "what the fuck" in the midst of his blathering in one of the tapes? O_O

Oh, and this kicked ass.

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Score: 8
Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand

"Had its ups and downs."

date: November 29, 2006

The title basically says it all--some were awesome, some were absolutely stupid. Especially the "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (the second one)"...what the hell was that? Admittingly, I laughed my ass off at Weird Al, Freakazoid, Sinistar, Clerks, The Mask, Helena, and Zoolander, but overall I probably liked Frank Zappa the best.

Overall it was really good. Definitely worthy of a five.

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Score: 9
Mad World Collab

"An extremely moving and emotional flash."

submission: Mad World Collab
date: October 3, 2006

This is undoubtedly one of the best flash files I've ever seen on Newgrounds. Not just Newgrounds...anywhere. This flash is amazingly touching and stunningly emotional. My favorite had to be Helbereth's hanging girl clip...it was so sad, so stunning.

The only reason I didn't give a 10 for graphics was the artist "Jedi_Hampster". His/her piece did not fit the song or the general style of this flash, which was almost offensive.

Helbereth, Blackmarketkreig, FoXcatO, Heretik, XoSs, and Joem did the best, in my eyes.

This is a great flash. Truly great! I hope you guys gather for another collab somewhere down the line. I'll be looking forward to it.

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Score: 9
Arfenhouse: The Movie

"NG's greatest."

date: August 10, 2006

Obscure references to...everything! What more could you want?

Now I'm off to watch AHTM2...for about the 50th time in my life.

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Score: 0
Danger Kids 8: Slipknot

"Seriously now..."

date: August 10, 2006

Check Wikipedia, slipknot1, google, any legitimate search site, and it'll show you that Corey Taylor is definitely not a violdent person. Right in all of his bios, it says he's extremely "down to earth", not some homocidial maniac killing young kids in bathrooms.

I'm not going to lie--I love Slipknot. I'm not a "maggot", and I'm not a hardcore loser like some people, and above all I'm literate. They're a good band that makes good music, and this kind of mockery doesn't belong on Newgrounds, or any flash site for that matter. This is a disgusting piece of "work", and as the author, you should be ashamed.

In the scenario where I wasn't a Slipknot fan, I'd still say it sucks because of the lack of decent animation, artwork, and overall effort.

Better luck next time, but not really...

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Score: 7
the YuYu

"It was...decent."

submission: the YuYu
date: May 12, 2006

To say the least, it was definitely better than half of the crap on NG, but most definitely doesn't deserve the #1 ranking. It was too random, no story...no point. The other Brackenwood tales were significantly better.

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Score: 10
Dumbass Mario

"Extremely well done."

submission: Dumbass Mario
date: April 27, 2006

I loved the movie, it gave me a pretty good laugh. One thing though...that music near the end with all the koopas marching...where is that from? I'm so curious because I've heard it before. now it's driving me nuts.

Anyway, great job. ^__^

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Score: 10
Dan Hibiki for Prezidénté

"Oh M'God!"

date: July 1, 2004

Definitely one of the best animutations out there. I want the audio tape. If you have it, or have a link, check my pro for the E-mail. Thanks!

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Score: 10
Dragonforce

"Virtually Flawless!"

submission: Dragonforce
date: April 24, 2004

A little on the harder side, but definitely front-page worthy. An excellent side-scroller, hoping to see more.

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Score: 7
There she is!!!

"Not the best..."

submission: There she is!!!
date: April 15, 2004

The music was good and so were the graphics and animation, but too lovey-dovey for my type. Good, but not extremely good.

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